the bible said nothing about homework so im not doing it
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.ive been laughing at this for 20 minutes
My aunts neighbor has baby goats and he put the cutest little sweaters on them ever and all I want to do is cuddle with them forever and ever okay?
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”